Donate Button AKA Give Me Your Money Button

Scroll to the bottom of any page on my website and you'll see a donate button...

Truth is, I don't give a fuck about money. I live like a hobo, with as few physical possessions as possible. I've been wearing the same damn work boots for years, my pants have the same damn paint on them, my black hoodie has faded to a lovely brown and that's the way I like it. What you see is what you get. Fuck the fake shit. I put the "Donate Button" on my site so all the so-called supporters can put their money where their mouth is because I'm tired of listening to the mindless nonsense that spews from their face. "You're a great artist!" "You're so talented!" "I love your work!" " Blah Blah. Blah Blah Blah. I hear the same things constantly, over and over again. If you really want to separate yourself from others, dig into your pockets and contribute something physical. Something real. Something I can use. I love your complements but benefit more from your money than I do from your complements.

If you don't donate, don't worry. I understand completely. Many possibilities exist for why you don't donate. Perhaps your filthy rug rat of a child needs that piece of shit plastic toy from Walmart or your half-breed mutt of a dog needs a Christmas sweater because your holiday post card wouldn't be fab without it or your fat ass just can't possibly resist the king size Snickers sale at the corner gas station. Perhaps you do have the money but, your credit card is on the dresser in the bedroom and you just don't have the intelligence to stop watching the Kardashians, Walking Dead or whatever the fuck you watch, long enough to go get it. Trust me, whatever the reason or excuse, I understand. Times are hard and a family dinner at McDonalds isn't getting any cheaper for degenerate louse.